In-seriousness:
I imported your GPG key, but when I tried to email you I got the following response:
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This message was created automatically by mail delivery software.
A message that you sent could not be delivered to one or more of its
recipients. This is a permanent error. The following address(es) failed:
this-em@il-does-not-exist.fake
Unrouteable address
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I was ready to trust you because I respect people who are smarter than me. But you failed this simple test.
Moral of the story: don't think you can outsmart the Devil. That is the Sin of Pride.